One night, as a
couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts
rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry
honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to
sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and
taps his wife again.
This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you
have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" |