A golfer was on
vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps
out from the trees and says, "I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. I'll grant
you any wish."
The player thought a bit and said, "Could
you make me weeny a bit larger?"
Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee it was
showin' below his shorts. He continued his game and on the 15th hole it was draggin' along
behind him. By the 18th he could hardly make it to the green.
He went straight to the pro shop and asked the
pro how to fix it. He was told that legend has it that you must go back and make another
ace and see the leprecahn again. After purchasing five buckets of balls he made his way
back to the 13th and frantically began hitting shot after shot until finally he made the
hole-in-one. Again the leprechaun offered any wish.
The player asked, "Could ya make me legs a
bit longer?" |