A guy goes into
a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a Halloween costume party, and I want to go as
Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf.
But he says, "Not big enough!"
So she brings out a bigger one.
"Still not big enough!"
So he brings out a HUGE fig leaf.
"Still not big enough!" he proudly
tells her.
So she says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you
just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?" |