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Trick-Or-Treating Or Sex?

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TOP TEN REASONS WHY
TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

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10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

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7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.

5. If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door.

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4. The police don't care if you turn a few tricks.

3. You can ride a broomstick that's several feet long.

2. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

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...and the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...

1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
 

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