There was an
old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and
go out.
The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped
naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.
When she walked out of the room her husband
yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so
can you!"
The man agreed and went into his room. Soon, he
came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said "You're going out as
that?"
"Yes," said the old man. "If you
can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator." |