A week after
their wedding, redneck newlyweds, Jed and Daisy, paid a visit to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really
worried," says Jed. "My privates are turning BLUE."
"That's pretty unusual," said the
doctor. "Let me examine you."
The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, Jed's
privates ARE blue.
The doctor turns to Daisy and asks:
"Daisy, are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?
"Yeah, I am," she replied.
"And what kind of jelly are you using with
it?"
"Grape," she answers. |