A drunk gets up from
the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud,
blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few
minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every
time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my nuts ."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says, "You idiot! You're
sitting on the mop bucket!"
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