Q. Why is it difficult to find men
who are sensitive,
caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
Q. What's the difference between a
new husband and a new dog.
A. After a year, the dog is still
excited to see you.
Q. Why is sleeping with a man like
a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting
interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q. What do you call a guy who
never farts in public?
A. A private tutor.
Q. What do you call a musician
without a girlfriend?
Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2
A. An elephant with diarrhea.
Q. Why did the Avon lady walk
A. Her lipstick
Q. What does the cannibal do just
after he dumped his girlfriend?
A. Wiped his ass.
Q. What is the smallest hotel in
A. A pussy, cause you have to
leave the bags outside.
Q. How can you tell a tough
A. Even the pool table has no
Q. How do you find a blind man in
a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with
A. Well hung.
Q. What two words will clear out a
men's changing room
quicker than anything else?
A. Nice dick!
Q. How do you know when a Barbie
has her period?
A. All your tic tacks are gone.