A brand new lady of
the evening had just finished her first trick. When she came back
down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to
hear the details.
"Well, he was a big muscular and handsome sailor." she said.
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked. She replied, "I told
him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that
much. So I told him that oral would be $75, but he didn't have that
"Finally I said, well how much do you have? The sailor said that he
only had $25. So I told him for $25 all I can do is service you by
"He agreed and after getting the finance straight, he pulled it out
and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand above the first and
then the first hand above the second hand."
"Oh my god!" they all exclaimed, "It must have been huge. Then what
did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
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