An army soldier sat
in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first
day of airborne training. His buddy sat down on the stool next to
him and asked him what was the matter.
"I just finished my first day in Airborne training and it didn't go
too well", he sighed.
"What happened?", his buddy asked.
"Well, we got over the jump zone, the green light came on and we all
hooked up to the jump line. We shuffled to the door and when it was
my turn, I just froze. I couldn't jump."
"What happened then?", his buddy asked, concerned.
"Well the jump sargeant started yelling at me. He said, Boy, if you
don't jump right now, I'm going to shove my fist up your ass!"
"Did you jump?"
"Well, a little at first."
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