Guy walks into a bar
with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tells
everyone in the bar that this is a very talented octopus. He can
play any instrument in the world. He will bet $50 on it.
A guy walks up with a guitar and sits it beside the octopus. The
octopus starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. So the man pays his
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet
better than Dizzy Gillespie. So the man pays his $50.
A third guy walks up with bagpipes. He sits them down and the
octopus fumbles with it for a minute and sets it down with a
"Ha!", the man says, "Can't you play it?"
The octopus looks up at the man and says "Play it? I'm going to have
sex with it as soon as I get these pajamas off!
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