A wife arrived home
after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in
bed with a young, lovely thing.
Just as she was about
to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
"Before you leave, I
want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this
young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride.
"She was hungry, so I
brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten
about in the refrigerator.
"Her shoes were worn
out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they
were out of style.
"She was cold so I
gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because
the color didn't suit you.
"Her slacks were worn
out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.
"Then as she was
about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything
else that your wife doesn't use anymore?'
"And so, here we