The Swimming Contest!
Three guys enter a
disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs
and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the
whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool
The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the
Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can
still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides
he had better dive down to rescue him.
He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the
head at the side of the pool, where-upon the head starts coughing
Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've
spent learning to swim with my friggin' ears, then two minutes
before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"
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