The first grade
teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She
thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children
examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know
any multi-syllable words?" After some thought Jane proudly replied
"Great Jane. That has
two syllables, Mon......day. Does anyone know another word?"
Johnny from the back
of the room yells, "I do! I do!" Knowing Johnny's more mature sense
of humor she picks Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is
your word." Saturday says Mike.
"Great, that has
Not wanting to be
outdone Johnny says, "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher
reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says,
Shocked, the teacher,
trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables!
That's certainly is a mouthful."
"No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob', and that's only two