Tarzan had been
living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for
company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter,
came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds
she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting
into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while.
Finally, overcome by
this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and
offered herself to him. As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran
up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed
'What the hell did you do that for?'
'Always check for squirrels.'