A ranch woman takes
her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in
The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are
healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home
and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes to
the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and mixes them
into their food.
Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that
he is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had
put them in his food. Later the middle son comes to her and says
that he is crapping BB's. Again, she says that it is ok.
That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says, "Ma, you
won't believe what happened."
She says, "I know,
you're passing BB's."
"No," he says. "I was
out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the dog."
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