News Flash: Today the
world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny.
He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred
approximately 8:42 PM last evening.
Best known as the
irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie"
as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of
An emergency autopsy
was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell,
concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced
by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's
batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and
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