Fat Ass, Dumb Ass!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emotions", where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. (Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.)

Well, how about some "Assicons"?

Here goes:

(_!_)  - a regular ass

(__!__) -  a fat ass

(!) - a tight ass

(_*_) - a sore ass

{_!_} - a swishy ass

(_o_) - an ass that's been around

(_x_) - kiss my ass

(_X_) - leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) - a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) - a smart ass

(_$_) - money coming out his ass

(_?_) - dumb ass