A trumpeter is hired
to play two solos in a movie. After the sessions he is paid
handsomely and promised by the director that he will be notified
when the movie is released to the public.
Three months later, he receives a notice that the movie will make
its debut in Times Square at a porno house. The musician enters the
theatre wearing a dark raincoat and shades. Unaccustomed to porno
flicks, he sits in the last row next to an elderly couple.
The film has explicit sex scenes: oral intercourse, anal
intercourse, golden showers, sado-masochism and near the end a dog
has intercourse with the leading female character.
The musician who is immensely embarrassed turns to the elderly
couple and whispers, "I wrote the score and I just came to hear the
music", to which the elderly woman whispers in reply, "We just came
to see our dog."
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