The pretty teacher
was concerned with one of her young students so she took him aside
after class one day.
"Little Johnny, why
has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love,"
replied Little Johnny.
Holding back an urge
to smile, the teacher asked, "With whom?"
"With you!" he said.
"But Little Johnny,"
said the teacher gently, "don't you see how silly that is? Sure I'd
like a husband of my own someday... but I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry,"
said Little Johnny reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber!"