Hair Cuts & Tootsie Rolls!

A little boy is sitting in the barber's chair and becoming anxious, so the barber gives him a tootsie roll to keep him quiet.

As the barber trims his bangs, loose hair falls over his face.

"Do you have hair on your goodie?" asks the barber.

"Don't be silly, you old pervert! I'm only eight years old!"