A man with a
stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but
he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The
doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is
twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your
lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?"
The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."
The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the
operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two
months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's
had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him,
and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the
doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.
There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man
repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!"
Finally, the doctor responds, "Sc-c-c-c-c-c-crew y-y-y-y-ou!
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