When her husband
passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper,
but added that he had died of gonorrhea.
Once the daily
newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned
and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of
diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
Replied the widow,
"Yes, I know that he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be
better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than
the big shit that he really was."
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