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Three women were
sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers.
The first woman says,
"My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers
and candy before we make love. I like that."
The second woman
says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough
and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."
The third woman just
shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just
sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be
when I get it."
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