Horny Hostages?

An imprisoned convict escaped after serving 25 years of a life sentence for 1st degree murder. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed on the other side of the room. He got on the bed and it appeared to the husband that he may have been kissing her neck.

Suddenly he got up, looked at the husband and said, "Don't try anything funny. I'm coming right back." and left the room.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband made his way across the room with the chair in tow, and turned to his pretty young wife, bound upon the bed in a skimpy nightgown.

He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it."

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years. He wasn't kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear.  He told me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."