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These three lads are
drinking in a pub when this bloke comes in and starts drinking at
the bar.
After a while the
bloke goes up to the group of lads, points at the one in the middle
and says, in a drunken slur, "I've shagged your Mum."
The three lads look
bewildered and the bloke goes back to drinking at the bar.
Ten minutes later he
comes back and announces, "Your Mum has sucked my dick."
The three lads try
and ignore him and he goes back to the bar.
After another ten
minutes he comes back and shouts, "I've had your Mum up the arse."
By now the lads have
had enough and the one in the middle stands up and says, "Look, Dad,
you're drunk. Now go the hell home."
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