A Ton Of Dynamite!

A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" Polly begins to drool.

Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" Polly is just aching for action at this point.

Finally, Raymond drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Polly grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

Raymond catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"

Polly then replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"