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A 16-year-old girl
finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she
was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if
boys hit on her.
Her mom said, "It's
very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What
will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off."
So off she went.
After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her,
and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She
asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse
and disappeared.
Some time later, the
same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her
shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he
ran off.
Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes,
he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be
called?"
He continued, now
slowly taking her clothes off.
"What will our baby
be called?" she asked once more.
He began to have sex
with her.
"What will our baby
be called?!" she asked again.
After he was done, he
took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets
out of this one... David Copperfield!
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