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On hearing that her
elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her
grandmother.
When she asked how
her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back
anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday
morning!"
Horrified, Jenny
suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for
trouble!
"Oh no," her grandma
replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church
bells! In with the dings, out with the dongs!"
She paused to wipe
away a tear, "If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still
be alive!"
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