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One day Johnny was
sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand
to ask the teachers permission.
The teacher told
Johnny if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom.
Johnny stumbled
through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it. So Johnny
studied and studied and felt as though he knew the alphabet
perfectly.
The next day when
Johnny had to use the bathroom he rose his hand to ask the teacher
could he go.
The teacher said, "If
you can say the alphabet I'll let you go."
So Johnny started to
say the alphabet, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQ
RSTUVWXYZ."
The teacher then
asked Johnny, "Well where's the P?"
Johnny responded,
"It's running down my leg!"
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