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There were three guys
that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with
anything they chose.
The first guy loves
to have sex. So they put him in a room for a year with over 200
girls to have sex with for a year.
The second guy loved
to get drunk. So they put him in a room with every beer there ever
was to drink for a year.
The third guy loved
to smoke. So they put him in a room with every kind of cigarette
there was to smoke.
Two hours later they
hear the guy that loved to smoke banging on the door but they say
screw him, he's in there for a year.
A year later they let
them out.
They first guy came
out and he could barely walk, after how many times he had sex.
The second guy came
out and couldn't walk because he was so drunk.
The third guy came
out crying.
They asked him why he
was banging on the door and why he was crying.
He said, " I forgot
my lighter!"
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