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Having determined
that the husband was infertile, a childless couple decided to try
artificial insemination.
When the woman showed
up at the clinic, she was told to undress, get up on the table and
place her feet in the stirrups. She was feeling very uncomfortable
about the whole situation and when the doctor started dropping his
pants, she freaked.
"Wait a second! What
the hell is going on here?" she yelled.
"Don't you want to
get pregnant?" asked the doctor. "Well, yes, but..." stammered the
woman.
"Well lie back and
spread 'em," replied the doctor. "We're out of the bottled stuff, so
you'll just have to settle for what's on tap."
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