Scrubbing His Weiner!

Mum walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his weiner with a toothbrush and toothpaste.

"What the hell do you think you're doing, young man?!" she exclaimed.

"Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's."