Mum walked into the
bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his
weiner with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
"What the hell do you
think you're doing, young man?!" she exclaimed.
"Don't try to stop
me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day, because
there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad
as my sister's."
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