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A young doctor had
moved into town and was setting up a new practice. He had a new sign
painted and hung it in front of his office, proclaiming his
specialties: "Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids."
The town fathers were
upset with the sign and asked him please to change it.
The Doctor was eager
to please, so he put up a new sign: "Queers & Rears."
The town fathers were
really fuming about that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come
up with a decent sign that would not offend the townspeople.
So the Doctor came up
with an acceptable sign: "Odds & Ends."
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