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"Doc, I think my son
has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only
woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Ok, don't be hard on
him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right
away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc. I've been
screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in
with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor. "Well," the
man admitted, " I think my wife now has it too."
"Son of a bitch!" the
physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"
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