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"Mom, may I take the
dog for a walk around the block?" a little girl asked.
"No, I don't think
so. Fifi is in heat," replied the mother.
"What does that
mean?" asked the child.
Embarrassed and not
wanting to get into a biological discussion with her young daughter,
the Mother said, "Oh, just go ask your father. I think he is in the
garage."
The little girl goes
to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Fifi for a walk around the
block? I asked Mom, but she said that Fifi was in heat, and that I
had to come talk to you."
Not wanting to have
the biological discussion either, the father said, "Bring Fifi over
here."
He took a rag, soaked
it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it.
"Okay, now you can go
for a walk but keep Fifi on the leash and you can only go around the
block once."
The little girl left,
and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.
"Where is Fifi?" her
father asked.
"She should be here
in a minute," advised the daughter. "She ran out of gas about
halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home."
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