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A couple's taking a
walk, and as they walk hand-in-hand, the guy starts to get aroused.
He's just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind,
but I have to take a pee."
He says, "Sure, go
behind the hedge."
She disappears behind
the hedge, and as he waits, he hears the sound of her jeans being
rolled down her legs and imagines her exposing herself. He can't
contain himself, so he reaches through a gap in the hedge and
touches her leg. Then he moves his hand up her thigh until he finds
himself gripping something long and thick between her legs.
He says, "My God,
Mary, did you change your sex?"
She says, "No, I
changed my mind. I'm taking a crap instead."
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