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Three very macho mice
are standing around trying to outdo each other.
The first mouse says,
"You know those little pellets they put out around the house trying
to poison us? I love those things. I eat 'em like candy."
The second mouse, not
to be outdone says, "Oh yeah? Well, you know those mousetraps they
put out to try to catch us? What I do is get on the trap, grab the
cheese, and then flip over onto my back, and when the steel bar
comes swinging down I grab it and do bench presses with it."
The third mouse says,
"You guys are really a couple of tough mice, and I'd love to keep
hangin' out with you here, but I gotta go screw the cat."
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