A boy has recently heard some new
words from a senior student. He is very curious to know the real
meaning of those words.
One day, he enters a bar hoping to
get his answers, and asks a man, "Do you know the meaning of
The man hesitates to tell the boy
the real meaning as he does not want to be responsible for spoiling
He answers, "Of course I do, It
means an umbrella!"
The boy then asks the man, "What
does 'f*ck' mean?"
The man decides not to tell him
this one too. He replies, "It means to go to office!"
The boy asks his last question,
"What do 'bra' and 'panties' mean?"
The man cunningly replies, "They
mean book and copies!"
One stormy day, his elder sister's
tutor comes the house. The boy opens the door. He looks at the
tutor's umbrella and Says, "Oh no! Your dick has got a puncture on
it and is leaking! Give it to me, I'll put it in the corner."
The tutor gets terribly angry and
says, "WHAT! Where are your parents?"
The boy replies, "They have gone
The tutor is bewildered. He asks,
"Ok, where is your sister?"
He replies, "She’s opened her bra
and panties and is waiting for you!"