Halloween Costume Disasters!

TOP TEN HALLOWEEN COSTUME DISASTERS

10. You weren't the only one at the party dressed as your mom. 

9. Putting a banana in your pants doesn't seem to convey the 'Bill
    Clinton' motif you were looking for. 

8. Your costume: Louis Farrakhan. Your home town: Lexington,
    Kentucky.

7. Your costume is called 'Man on Fire' and consists of a can of 
    Sterno and a match.

6. The East Coast Homeys thought you really were Tu Pac. Blam!

5. Your Beavis costume was a hit but you can't stop doing the great
    voice impression you worked so hard on. 

4. Someone says, "Hey, great monster mask!" and you weren't 
    wearing one. 

3. No one else in the office got the e-mail about dressing up as your
    favorite '70s Porn Star.

2. Your Marv Albert wig won't come off.

and the number one Halloween costume disaster...

1. Every guy you saw thought he should 'stain' your Monica Lewinsky
    costume.