How To Get Pregnant!

A. Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?

A. Have sex once a year.

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?

A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A. With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q. Ever since I've been pregnant, I haven't been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?

A. Depends on what you're doing with them.

Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?

A. Cause you're fatter then they are.