| Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years.
Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets
up for work. Every morning for 15 years, Martha
says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"
One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and
gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey
innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.
Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his
morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is
concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.
She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when
Bob opens up, pale as a ghost.
He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my
guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there
again." |