How To Cook A Turkey!

A Roast Turkey Recipe for Non Cooks

10-15 pound turkey
1/4 cup melted butter
1/4 cup stuffing
1/2 cup unpopped popcorn
salt and pepper to taste

1. Baste turkey with butter, salt and pepper.

2. Mix together remaining butter, stuffing and popcorn.

3. Stuff turkey with stuffing mixture.

4. Put in oven and bake at 350F.

5. When turkey's ass flies across the room, the turkey is done! Let's eat!